by Glark on January 28, 2010

Goldilocks tried the iPhone and said “too small!” Then Goldilocks tried the MacBook Pro and said “too big!” And then Goldilocks tried the iPad and said “WTF, I don’t get it.”
Christ almighty Goldilocks, is there no satisfying you?
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by Glark on January 12, 2010

Omar and Dave go to CES in Vegas and bring you back tons of exclusive scoops you won’t get anywhere else! Also that was a lie! We just read Engadget from home then made porn jokes.
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by Glark on December 10, 2009
Merry Christmas to us! We tell you want tech stuff you can buy for your loved ones — us. Whether you want to spend $250 or $2500 we have items to fit your budget!*
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* No presents please.
Jingle Bells by Kevin MacLeod
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by Glark on November 25, 2009
Sit through about 45 minutes of tech discussion about Google’s Chrome OS thing, Black Friday helpers, online cart scams and console advice to get the real star of the show a rare* on-air belch by Glark.
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* Not rare at all. Not in the least.
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by Glark on November 9, 2009
It’s episode 2! Hoo-ray! In one short week we have doubled the size of the Age Of Lasers library. Suck on that Alexandria! Next week we’re doing a new social media pet peeves segment. What do people do on Facebook, Twitter, email, IM and message boards that drive you nuts? Please let us know by text or audio at feedback@ageoflasers.com.
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by Glark on November 2, 2009
It’s the very rough and incredibly uneven premiere episode of Age of Lasers! Experience rambling! Marvel at the Family Guy putdown joke that you might think is racist! Hear a discussion about media centers that takes longer than it does to just install one and see for yourself! Cherish the high ear-shattering peaks and mumbly lows of our duct-taped audio setup! Hey, screw you, we’re trying!
Send us your tech, gadget, videogame and colonial recipe questions by text or even better as an audio file to feedback@ageoflasers.com. You can also hit us at Twitter.
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